Saturday, November 15, 2003
At first I was attracted by the domain name http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/, then I found myself laughing:
I'm not paying a fucking late fee on my Halloween costume. They claimed I left some kind of stain on it and they wouldn't take it back until I got it cleaned. Anyway, it was WAY too tight and I had serious male cameltoe, which I know people at work noticed because they were staring at my crotch and then looking away quickly as if something was wrong down there-- which is EXACTLY what I do with Mary Kate from payables who also wears spandex and obviously has some kind of giant freakish vagina.I really loved the thing about the Chinese space program!